Here are your 2018 Academy Awards winners

In case you missed it, the 90th annual Oscars were held last night, and host Jimmy Kimmel giving away a jet ski was but one of several fairly cool awards surprises of the night. Legends Gary Oldman and cinematographer Roger Deakins finally corrected the longstanding issue that they somehow didn’t yet have Oscars. Coco composer Robert Lopez became the first person to ever accomplish a double EGOT (as Whoopi Golderberg once professed on 30 Rock, Daytime Emmys count). Jordan Peele became the first black writer to ever take home an Academy Award for an original screenplay. Kobe Bryant also won an Oscar, yet more evidence of the surreal, broken timeline we’ve strayed into. And, yes, it was made official: the best picture of the year was the one where a lady fucks a fish-man. About time, huh?

Here’s the full list of the night’s winners:

BEST PICTURE
The Shape of Water

DIRECTING
Guillermo del Toro — The Shape of Water

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Get Out — Jordan Peele

ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Call Me By Your Name – James Ivory

ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Gary Oldman — Darkest Hour

ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Frances McDormand — Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Sam Rockwell — Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri

ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Allison Janney — I, Tonya

DOCUMENTARY (FEATURE)
Icarus — Bryan Fogel, Dan Cogan

DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT)
Heaven is a Traffic Jam on the 405 — Frank Stiefel

LIVE ACTION SHORT FILM
The Silent Child — Chris Overton, Rachel Shenton

ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Coco — Lee Unkrich, Darla K. Anderson

ANIMATED SHORT FILM
Dear Basketball — Glen Keane, Kobe Bryant

FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
A Fantastic Woman — Sebastián Lelio, Chile

CINEMATOGRAPHY
Blade Runner 2049 — Roger A. Deakins

PRODUCTION DESIGN
The Shape of Water — Paul Denham Austerberry, Shane Vieau, Jeff Melvin

VISUAL EFFECTS
Blade Runner 2049

FILM EDITING
Dunkirk — Lee Smith

COSTUME DESIGN
Phantom Thread — Mark Bridges

MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Darkest Hour — Kazuhiro Tsuji, David Malinowski, Lucy Sibbick

ORIGINAL SCORE
The Shape of Water — Alexandre Desplat

ORIGINAL SONG
“Remember Me” — Coco, Kristen Anderson-Lopez, Robert Lopez

SOUND EDITING
Dunkirk — Richard King, Alex Gibson

SOUND MIXING
Dunkirk — Mark Weingarten, Gregg Landaker, Gary A. Rizzo

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