Here are your 2019 Academy Awards nominations

It’s that time again, when we celebrate the year in the film the only way that makes sense: with hairless, tiny men shamefully hiding their gilded penises behind dated weaponry. Yes, the 91st annual Academy Awards are nearly here! The ceremony takes place Sunday, February 24, and no one could be bothered to host it.

Here’s the full list of nominees:

Best Picture

Black Panther
BlacKkKlansman
Bohemian Rhapsody
The Favourite
Green Book
Roma
A Star is Born
Vice

Best Director

Spike Lee, BlacKkKlansman
Pawel Pawlikowski, Cold War
Yorgos Lanthimos, The Favourite
Alfonso Cuaron, Roma
Adam McKay, Vice

Best Actor

Christian Bale, Vice
Bradley Cooper, A Star is Born
Willem Dafoe, At Eternity’s Gate
Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody
Viggo Mortensen, Green Book

Best Actress

Yalitza Aparicio, Roma
Glenn Close, The Wife
Olivia Colman, The Favourite
Lady Gaga, A Star is born
Melissa McCarthy, Can You Ever Forgive Me?

Best Supporting Actor

Mahershala Ali, Green Book
Adam Driver, BlacKkKlansman
Sam Elliott, A Star is Born
Richard. E. Grant, Can You Ever Forgive Me?
Sam Rockwell, Vice

Best Supporting Actress

Amy Adams, Vice
Emma Stone, The Favourite
Marina de Tavira, Roma
Regina King, If Beale Street Could Talk
Rachel Weisz, The Favourite

Best Original Screenplay

The Favourite
First Reformed
Green Book
Roma
Vice

Best Adapted Screenplay

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
BlacKkKlansman
Can You Ever Forgive Me?
If Beale Street Could Talk
A Star is Born

Best Cinematography

Cold War
The Favourite
Never Look Away
Roma
A Star is Born

Best Film Editing

BlacKkKlansman
Bohemian Rhapsody
The Favourite
Green Book
Vice

Best Sound Mixing

Black Panther
Bohemian Rhapsody
First Man
Roma
A Star is Born

Best Sound Editing

Black Panther (Benjamin A. Burtt, Steve Boeddeker)
Bohemian Rhapsody (John Warhurst)
First Man (Ai-Ling Lee, Mildred Iatrou Morgan)
A Quiet Place (Ethan Van der Ryn, Erik Aadahl)
Roma (Sergio Diaz, Skip Lievsay)

Best Original Score

Black Panther, Ludwig Goransson
BlacKkKlansman, Terence Blanchard
If Beale Street Could Talk, Nicholas Britell
Isle of Dogs, Alexandre Desplat
Mary Poppins Returns, Marc Shaiman

Best Original Song

“All the Stars,” Black Panther (written by Kendrick Lamar, Al Shux, Sounwave, SZA, Anthony Tiffith; performed by Kendrick Lamar and SZA)
“I’ll Fight,” RBG (written by Diane Warren; performed by Jennifer Hudson)
“The Place Where Lost Things Go,” Mary Poppins Returns (written by Marc Shaiman, Scott Wittman; performed by Emily Blunt)
“Shallow” A Star is Born (written by Lady Gaga, Mark Ronson, Anthony Rossomando, Andrew Wyatt; performed by Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga)
“When a Cowboy Trades His Spurs for Wings,” The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (written by Dave Rawlings, Gillian Welch; performed by Tim Blake Nelson, Willie Watson)

Best Animated Feature

Incredibles 2
Isle of Dogs
Mirai
Ralph Breaks the Internet
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Best Costume Design

The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (Mary Zophres)
Black Panther (Ruth E. Carter)
The Favourite (Sandy Powell)
Mary Poppins Returns (Sandy Powell)
Mary Queen of Scots (Alexandra Byrne)

Best Visual effects

Avengers: Infinity War
Christopher Robin
First Man
Ready Player One
Solo: A Star Wars Story

Best Documentary Feature

Free Solo
Hale County This Morning, This Evening
Minding the Gap
Of Fathers and Sons
RBG

Best Documentary Short

Black Sheep
End Game
Lifeboat
A Night at the Garden
Period. End of Sentence.

Best Foreign Language Film

Capernaum (Lebanon)
Cold War (Poland)
Never Look Away (Germany)
Roma (Mexico)
Shoplifters (Japan)

Best Production Design

Black Panther
The Favourite
First Man
Mary Poppins Returns
Roma

Best Makeup and Hairstyling

Border
Mary Queen of Scots
Vice

Best Live-Action Short Film

Detainment
Fauve
Marguerite
Mother
Skin

Best Animated Short Film

Animal Behaviour
Bao
Late Afternoon
One Small Step
Weekends

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