Aeon Flux is returning to MTV—now in live action

The gauntly angular, unnervingly sexualized dystopian action of Aeon Flux is returning to MTV. According to THR, the cable network is developing a live-action reboot of the slickly-drawn animated series they ran in the ’90s. Of course, there already was a live-action Aeon Flux made as a widely panned 2005 feature film that saw Charlize Theron in the title role. But when has a trimmed-down TV budget ever not helped a live-action sci-fi project?

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