Aquaman is unbearable in an all-new way in his first trailer

After decades being mocked as a dorky fish-lover, at last Aquaman has found a way to be rightfully mocked in a new way: as an intolerable douchebag of a hick! Have a look for yourself with the first trailer for Aquaman, in which an “ass-whoopin'” Jason Momoa cites “red-heads: gotta love ’em” among his claims to the throne of Atlantis. Finally, the Aquaman who fights you in a hometown bar then drives his pickup home drunk is here! Have a look above; the full film featuring this bro hits theaters December 21.

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