Armie Hammer and Lily James will for some reason remake Rebecca

The lessons of 1998’s Psycho already forgotten, Netflix is remaking another Alfred Hitchcock classic. According to The Wrap, the streaming giant has signed Lily James and Armie Hammer to star in a remake of Rebecca, the 1940 Hitchcock film that won goddamn Best Picture. Adapting it again isn’t without some justification, though: it’s already been adapted several times, and in adhering to the Hollywood Production Code of the era, Hitchcock had to make a pretty significant change to the Gothic thriller’s plot.

Though, on the other hand, we’ve already got this:

Please help these sad nobodies and: