Back to School to get no respect, be remade as reality series

Further blurring the fuzzy line between reality and Rodney Dangerfield movie, MGM is turning the Back to School into an unscripted docu-series. Inspired by the 1986 comedy, in which millionaire Thorton Melon (Dangerfield, getting negligible respect) joins his dejected son in college, the series will follow students whose parents have now joined them on campus. Ha ha, that situation should be largely displeasing to both sides!

The tentative title of the series is We Were Going To Do Ladybugs But Realized That Would Really Be Asking for Some Shit.

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