Dave Bautista and Kumail Nanjiani take another stab at Taxi in the Stuber trailer

Just days since the trailer debut for his My Spy, already Dave Bautista is ticking off another box on his journey to becoming a blockbuster Oversized Man. With My Spy giving him his “large stern man paired with a precocious kid” cred, now he’s moved on to “cop teamed with an unlikely partner” for Stuber, where he plays an LAPD detective who forces Kumail Nanjiani’s Uber driver into a night of crime fighting. At last, Taxi, Collateral, Ride Along, and Central Intelligence have been mushed into thin paste and smeared across the home screen of a ride app. It will be slapped onto theater screens as well July 12.

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