Dave Bautista finally makes the family-comedy-muscle-guy big leagues in the My Spy trailer

Joining the iconic likes of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dwayne Johnson, Dolph Lundgren, and Vin Diesel, Dave Bautista finally has his movie where he’s the muscular tough-guy forced to deal with kids for a family comedy.

His turn? My Spy, in which the Guardians of the Galaxy standout plays a disgraced secret agent given his last shot—only to be caught by a pre-teen who blackmails him into training her. Or, per the official synopsis, here it is with perplexing disregard to the English language:

MY SPY follows JJ a hardened CIA operative (Dave Bautista) who has been demoted and finds himself at the mercy of a precocious 9-year-old girl, named Sophie (Chloe Coleman) where he has been sent undercover begrudgingly to surveil her family. When Sophie discovers hidden cameras in her apartment she uses her tech savviness to locate where the surveillance operation is set. In exchange for not blowing JJ’s cover Sophie convinces him to spend time with her and teach her to be a spy. Despite his reluctance JJ finds he is no match for Sophie’s disarming charm and wit.

So, ew, do they fuck or what?

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