Diablo will be a Netflix series

Ignoring the tedious lessons of Warcraft—and just about every other video game adaptation, for that matter—another of Blizzard Entertainment’s wildly popular video games is headed to less-interactive screens. As revealed in a tellingly deleted tweet from Eureka creator and Hellboy reboot writer Andrew Cosby, Netflix is developing an animated series based on the Diablo franchise. Pigeonholed into the red devil niche, Cosby is apparently in final talks to be the series showrunner. As noted by Bloody Disgusting, Cosby has previously said that were he to do a Diablo series, “it would DEFINITELY be Rated R.” Diablo’s big ol’ spiky dick entering a cow: confirmed.

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