Free agent LeBron James signs with untitled Paramount comedy

Finally making the decision fans have been waiting for, LeBron James has announced that he’s taking his big comedy game to Paramount Players. James, arguably the GOAT (Greatest Outsider Actor of Trainwreck), is reportedly attached to produce and star in a new, yet-untitled comedy for the studio. According to Variety, the NBA star, along with Boss writer Steve Mallory, came with the long-developing pitch, the details of which have not yet been revealed. Only time will tell whether this will definitively answer the critics who maintain James will never be as good as Michael Jordan, in Space Jam.

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