Hawkeye to pass the bow-and-arrow in Disney+ series

Jeremy Renner, soon to be seen in Avengers: Endgame as “guy you have to walk past to get in the gas station because he’s apparently just sort of hanging out there alone,” is headed to Disney+.

According to Variety, Renner is set to join Disney’s impending streaming service in a show about Hawkeye, the Avenger with nearly always the most arrows on hand. It’s said the series will see Barton pass on his duty of wielding antiquated weapons to Kate Bishop, a young protégé who in the comics takes on the Hawkeye mantle in the Young Avengers.

Loki, Scarlet Witch, Vision, Falcon, and Winter Soldier also reportedly have series in development. But good luck getting past the new Clint Barton, who’s smoking a butt he found on the ground as he leans beside the Disney+ automatic doors…

Please help these sad nobodies and: