HBO’s Leaving Neverland trailer will never let us leave Michael Jackson’s weird shadow

As if we don’t have enough modern-day scandals to deal with, HBO has an old one it’s about to rehash. Namely: remember how Michael Jackson was maybe a pedophile? Well, now you will, because HBO’s Leaving Neverland sees Jackson’s two accusers in the interview chair as they recount how the man who owned a pet chimp and an amusement park seduced them with those things.

The veracity of the accusations will likely never be concrete; like the video game Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker, this is an awful mess no one is bringing to its conclusion. But if you want some more fuel for this barely-kindling fire, Leaving Neverland will air March 3 and 4.

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