Henry Cavill responds to Superman rumors with… madness?

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Following yesterday’s rumors he’d be freed from the rubbery shackles that bound him to playing Superman, Henry Cavill has taken to Instagram with a response on the matter. It’s him wearing a “Krypton Lifting Team” t-shirt and raising a Superman doll, all while dogs bark Strauss’s “The Blue Danube.” What can we learn from this? That Cavill is one of those guys who keeps action figures still in their boxes around his house. No wonder Warner broke it off with him.

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