Here are your 2019 Academy Awards winners

Remember how Green Book was everyone’s favorite movie last year? How children, conceived in the back of chicken grease-smeared classic cars, would be named “Green Book,” or “Greenie,” or “One of the Guys Who Made Three Stooges (2012) Deserves Multiple Oscars”? How, at last, the white guy made his token black friend? Well, the Academy sure did.

Here are your 91st annual Academy Awards winners:

Best Picture

Green Book

Best Director

Alfonso Cuaron, Roma

Best Actor

Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody

Best Actress

Olivia Colman, The Favourite

Best Supporting Actor

Mahershala Ali, Green Book

Best Supporting Actress

Regina King, If Beale Street Could Talk

Best Original Screenplay

Green Book

Best Adapted Screenplay


Best Cinematography


Best Film Editing

Bohemian Rhapsody

Best Sound Mixing

Bohemian Rhapsody

Best Sound Editing

Bohemian Rhapsody (John Warhurst)

Best Original Score

Black Panther, Ludwig Goransson

Best Original Song

“Shallow” A Star is Born (written by Lady Gaga, Mark Ronson, Anthony Rossomando, Andrew Wyatt; performed by Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga)

Best Animated Feature

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

Best Costume Design

Black Panther (Ruth E. Carter)

Best Visual effects

First Man

Best Documentary Feature

Free Solo

Best Documentary Short

Period. End of Sentence.

Best Foreign Language Film

Roma (Mexico)

Best Production Design

Black Panther

Best Makeup and Hairstyling


Best Live-Action Short Film


Best Animated Short Film


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