Jennifer Lopez will rob from the rich and give to her fellow strippers in Hustlers

Returning to her sexually-charged dancing roots, Jennifer Lopez is set to star as a stripper-turned-criminal-ringleader in Annapurna Pictures’ Hustlers. Lorene Scafaria (Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, The Meddler) is directing from a script she based on The Hustlers at Scores, a 2015 New York article by Jessica Pressler. Lopez will play Roselyn Keo, the real-life exotic dancer whose experience with horny Wall Street assholes led her to start an operation bilking them out of their absurd wealth. Sorry, Channing Tatum, but JLo sounds like a far savvier Magic Mike than you.

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