Jesse Eisenberg’s latest get-rich scheme arrives with The Hummingbird Project trailer

An ambitious, obnoxious Jesse Eisenberg has a new plan for riches—and this time, it’s even duller than a website! Have a look with the trailer for The Hummingbird Project, the latest from War Witch writer-director Kim Nguyen. Eisenberg stars alongside a faux-bald Alexander Skarsgård and still-gorgeous Salma Hayek in a thriller about… building an underground line to make faster stock trades? Sure. Whatever puts the asses in the seats.

We’ll see whether that works out when The Hummingbird Project hits theaters March 15.

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