Josh Brolin & Peter Dinklage are doing a Twins of sorts

The large Marvel villain who scowls and the small Marvel villain who scowls are finally playing brothers. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Josh Brolin and Peter Dinklage are set to play siblings in Brothers, a film already drawing obvious comparisons to 1988’s Twins.

While THR boasts “the hot package … will be written by Tropic Thunder scribe Etan Cohen,” less generously, this film only a few tiptoes away from the disastrous Tiptoes will be written by a man whose last and rare un-shared writing credit was for the abysmal Holmes & Watson. Perhaps best to just hold out for Triplets. Medically speaking, of course.

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