How could Neal McDonough have known he’d be in a worse video game movie than Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.
Sadly, he couldn’t—but we do now, thanks to this trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog.
This spiky, grossly-lumpy, rolled-up little blue ball is a kidney stone straight from the Devil’s dick to our mouths. If only Jim Carrey weren’t so opposed to whatever could have vaccinated us from this disease. But here it is, and it hits theaters November 8. Awards season!