Lupita Nyong’o to star in whatever “Men In Black meets Miss Congeniality” means

Big news for everyone hoping to one day see a fusion of Men in Black and Miss Congeniality on screens: that’s apparently happening. According to Deadline, Universal Pictures just picked up just such a pitch from writer-director Abe Forsythe. Lupita Nyong’o, lead of Forsythe’s upcoming zombie comedy Little Monsters (not to be confused with the Fred Savage comedy), is already set to star and produce. So get ready for… a woman going undercover in a beauty pageant for either aliens or Will Smith?

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