Michael Peña will greet us at Fantasy Island

Ant-Man‘s Michael Peña is ready to again work alongside a very small man. According to Deadline, he’s set to star in the Fantasy Island adaptation Sony and Blumhouse Productions are making for some reason.

Jeff Wadlow is directing from a script he co-wrote with his Truth or Dare writers. Based on the ’70s and ’80s series of the same name, the film will see rich visitors arrive at the titular island, where their wildest fantasies are granted at a price—but may not go how they thought. Peña is playing the island’s overseer, Mr. Roarke, famously played in the original by Ricardo Montalbán. As for who will play Roarke’s diminutive friend Tattoo, we can for now only guess that it’s probably not Peter Dinklage; he’s already shouting excited de planes as Tattoo actor Hervé Villechaize in an HBO movie.

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