Get ready for Natalie Portman—AND Natalie Portman!—like you’ve never seen them before! According to The Hollywood Reporter, she’ll play dual roles twice over for a movie about twin sister advice columnists Ann Landers and Dear Abby. Portman will be playing the parts of both women, and she’s also directing the film, which is getting a script from The Affair and The Last Tycoon writer Katie Robbins. We’ll have to see whether either Ann or Abby can caution Natalie off those prequels…