You need to see Jeff Goldblum’s crime lord in this Hotel Artemis trailer

Seeing the first trailer for Hotel Artemis, you at least have to give it one thing: what a fascinatingly eclectic cast. Starring Jodie Foster, Sterling K. Brown, Sofia Boutella, Dave Bautista, Charlie Day, Brian Tyree Henry, Zachary Quinto, Jenny Slate, Kenneth Choi, and Jeff Goldblum, the film seems to be sort of a Free Fire-esque riff on the John Wick universe. Foster runs a hotel-cum-hospital for assassins, where strict peace is imposed but of course fall apart as this diverse list of hit-people find themselves facing off against Goldblum’s thugs in this inn-firmary. Iron Man 3 co-writer Drew Pearce wrote and directed this excuse for us to hear Jeff Goldblum address people as “baby.” It hits theaters July 20.

  • HalSolo

    I mean… I’m in. But after seeing Boutella do her coffee cup trick, a 3d printed gun is WAY less exciting than imagining this cast HOME ALONE/SKYFALL-ing Goldblum’s goons with whatever dirty tchotkes are littering the rooms.

  • jaime_arg

    Love Charlie’s look here.

    The place reminds me of the John Wick hotel, though.