Netflix is developing that live-action Cowboy Bebop series

First announced last year—after years of development hell aimed at a film adaptation—a live-action Cowboy Bebop series is, for better or worse, finally happening. Netflix has just announced plans to produce the series, giving it a ten-episode order sure to be of little interest to both anime fans and normies. Christopher Yost, who co-wrote the disregarded Thor: The Dark World and the barely on-script Thor: Ragnarok is penning the first episode. Shinichiro Watanabe, director of the beloved anime original, will serve as a consultant, woefully shaking his head throughout production.

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