New Frozen 2 trailer heads to enchanted forest of Disney profits

The story of the in-girl ice-maker and her sister soon returns with Frozen 2!

This time, the pair are taking the ill-advised path of following some weird woodland people who beckon them into an “enchanted forest,” where they thankfully aren’t packed into a trailer until their inevitably torturous deaths. No, it seems that instead they learn the origins of Elsa’s powers, which are simultaneously akin to the destructive addiction of heroin and the creation of an crystal horse your grandma would put on her TV stand.

Your daughter’s new Elsa costume somehow misses Halloween to arrive November 22.

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