New Venom trailer rolls in like a turd in the wind

Tom Hardy and his inexplicable tough-guy Bobcat Goldthwait voice are back, covered in a new coat of tooth-filled tar, with a new trailer for Venom. While the previous trailer was pretty lean on the title character himself—an inhuman merger of Hardy’s Eddie Brook and some sentient alien gunk—this one gives him a bit more to say (in his Keith David-esque voice, not the nitwit thug voice). And, man, does he ever say some stupid shit. Venom is pretty much constantly going on at length about how much he wants to eat various body parts and organs, and in the rare times he’s not, he’s making perhaps the most strained, laughable similes ever committed to film. That the script comes from writers behind Fifty Shades of Grey and Gangster Squad isn’t altogether surprising.

Venom drifts in, like shit in the breeze, October 5.

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