Nick Fury & Falcon finally team up with X-Men in The Banker trailer

Well, here it is: probably the only inspirational story you’re ever going to get out of some dudes buying up banks and real estate. Based on a true tale, Anthony Mackie and Samuel L. Jackson star as a couple ’50s entrepreneurs who get around period racist laws by putting a white dude’s face on their company—a dopey Nicholas Hoult.

This real-life, dramatic take on what could have been White Chicks: Origins hits theaters December 6 before heading to Apple TV+, the service no one is even really considering at this point.

Please help these sad nobodies and: