Some Poor Sap Hired To Write ‘Suicide Squad’ Sequel

It’s not fair to ask anyone to top an iconic, genre defining—nay, generation defining—line like, “What, we some kinda… suicide squad?” Yet Adam Cozad has been handed just that impossible task. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the Legend of Tarzan writer has been asked to write Suicide Squad 2, the comic book movie sequel that answers, yes, you some kinda suicide squad. While Mel Gibson is said to be the first choice to head the film, a director is not yet in place, as Warner Bros. is suddenly concerned with “nailing down a story” first. So that’s it? What, they some kinda… reasonable studio?

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