Pull on your Rorschach mask for HBO’s first Watchmen trailer

Look what you did, Rorschach: you created some Anonymous-style cult of nuts. Have a look with first teaser for HBO’s Watchmen, Damon Lindelof’s sequel series to the seminal comic book run of the same name. Now Jeremy Irons is an aged Ozymandias, Nash Bridges is back on the force, there’s a guy running around with a mylar balloon on his head, a whole crew running around with knock-off Rorschach hoods on their heads, and the cops all do Scorpion cosplay. A couple ladies also appear to get cool ninja masks. Basically, everyone in this is either an old white guy or looks like a long-forgotten G.I. Joe Snake Eyes action figure re-design. We’ll find out what else Watchmen is hiding under so many masks when it premieres this fall.

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