Tarantino promises the cussin’ and violence-filled Star Trek no one asked for

Are you the sole Star Trek fan waiting for someone to needlessly throw some expletives at Uhura? Well, good news for you: Quentin Tarantino plans to make his Star Trek movie R-rated.

According to Empire, the director has confirmed that his inexplicable, long-talked-about Star Trek film will be R-rated. Said the man determined to make the filthiest Starfleet yet: “It’s an R-rated movie. If I do it, it’ll be R-rated. There’s a script that exists for it now. I need to weigh in on it, but I haven’t been able to do that yet.”

We’ll have to wait until after Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood rounds to find out whether he justifiably adds Pam Grier as a cool-as-shit admiral.

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