Thanos thinks this crew is totally obsessed with him in new Avengers: Endgame teaser

With tickets now on pre-sale for its April 26 release, Avengers: Endgame has a new one-minute teaser with a heap of new footage. Those wanting to go in relatively blind as possible may want to forego it, but to spoil one thing: Hawkeye’s hipster mid-life/dead-wife crisis goes beyond his dopey new haircut. Dude got a full-on sleeve inked, too.

Thankfully, Marvel is still saving the reveal of when Paul Rudd climbs up Thanos’s b-hole and enlarges until Thanos explodes and it’s like the end of Ghostbusters but purple guts instead of marshmallow and now Sam Rockwell is the William Atherton guy who really gets doused in the stuff.

Please help these sad nobodies and: