The live-action Minecraft has a synopsis and release date

In development since 2014 and across several directors, Warner’s Minecraft movie is finally heading to screens. In a few more years.

The official Minecraft site has just announced that their movie will finally hit theaters March 4, 2022. Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist’s Peter Sollet is directing what’s said to be for some reason a live-action adaptation. It’s said to tell “the story of a teenage girl and her unlikely group of adventurers. After the malevolent Ender Dragon sets out on a path of destruction, they must save their beautiful, blocky Overworld.” Not yet confirmed: any sort of mining.

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