A critical and box office disaster starring the terminally apathetic Bruce Willis, this year’s Death Wish remake should have been the most misguided re-imagining of that film possible. Yet, somehow, a new contender has already arisen.
Unsurprisingly in retrospect, its name is Death Kiss, and it stars an honest-to-god—and, honestly, pretty convincing—Charles Bronson lookalike alongside Daniel Baldwin and the villain from Kindergarten Cop. Even less surprisingly, it’s headed directly to DVD October 2.