The Titans trailer couldn’t look more like a fan film

Set to arrive on DC Universe—a new streaming service Warner Bros. hopes you’ll pay upward of $75 a year for to watch whatever superhero series they couldn’t stuff into the CW—Titans is our dark, edgy, and exceedingly cheap-looking take on Teen Titans. Brenton Thwaites stars as Dick Grayson, a new, poorly-lit Robin who quite literally says “fuck Batman” after crunching a thug’s neck beneath his heel. Cool, right?(?) He also teams up with the likes of Anna Diop’s Starfire, Ryan Potter’s Beast Boy, and Teagan Croft’s Raven, whose transformation into a witch-monster-something seems to be the thrust of the early pilot. Anyone hoping that old, dated fan-film pitch for Grayson would come to be may have their wish. It’s set to arrive later this year.

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