Tom Hardy claims Venom had parts better than “turd in the wind,” if you can believe they’d cut those

Making wild claims in support of his latest film, Tom Hardy has suggested he shot scenes in Venom better than the part where he compares a dismembrered man to “a turd in the wind.”

Asked of his favorite scene to film, Hardy said, “There are scenes that aren’t in this movie. There are, like, 30, 40 minutes’ worth of scenes that aren’t in this movie. All [those were my favorites], yeah.” We can only hope those scenes of calling a guy “a lil’ poo driftin’ in a gale” show up in the deleted scenes, because dammmmmmn…

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