Watch the Deadwood: The Movie trailer or die stupid

All your favorite cocksuckers are back! (Well, with some unfortunate exceptions.) Have a look with HBO’s trailer for their long-anticipated Deadwood: The Movie.

Like E.B. Farnum, we here are not made for such complexity, but luckily the film’s premise seems pretty straightforward: Major Dad is a senator now and making another play for some land in the greater Deadwood area, forcing Handsome Cowboy and Ian McShane into their latest uneasy alliance. And it looks like Wu’s pigs will be well fed.

Deadwood: The Movie hits HBO May 31.

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