Al Pacino among the many added to Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood

The cast of Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood just keeps getting more tedious to type out. Now it’s reported that Al Pacino, Dakota Fanning, Emile Hirsch, Damian Lewis, Luke Perry, and Clifton Collins Jr. are joining Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Margot Robbie, Tim Roth, Michael Madsen, Kurt Russell, Timothy Olyphant, and Burt Reynolds in the summer of ’69 (Bryan Adams song unrelated) period piece. Pacino is playing Marvin Shwarz, agent to DiCaprio’s TV Western star; Fanning is playing “Squeaky” Fromme, the Manson Family member who later tried to assassinate Gerald Ford; Hirsch is playing hairstylist Jay Sebring; Lewis is playing screen legend Steve McQueen; Perry is playing Western actor Scotty Lancer; and Collins is playing Ernesto “The Mexican” Vaquero. We’ll get to see them all share the screen, a sea of dated, shaggy wigs, when Once Upon a Time in Hollywood hits theaters August 9, 2019.

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