Aye Yai Yai: ‘Power Rangers’ Concept Art Reveals Alpha 5 To Be Absolute Freak

Kill meeeeeeee...

From IGN, here’s a first look at what Alpha 5 will look like in the new Power Rangers movie. Like a freak. Just a real freak. He used to look like what was clearly a man in a plastic costume. Now he will look like a Transformer that changes between a KitchenAid® Stand Mixer and a painfully deformed pregnant chimp. So that’s new.

Here is his butt:


Please help these sad nobodies and: