Bruce Wayne’s at his darkest and huffiest in The Batman teaser

Batman is back, and now he’s so dark and brooding that his Robert Smith mascara stays on when he takes his cowl off.

Have a look with the first trailer for The Batman, the latest reinvention of the world’s richest leather-daddy furry. Director Matt Reeves’s take seems to skew toward neo-noir, Robert Pattinson’s young Bruce Wayne with rage issues on the hunt for Paul Dano’s Zodiac Riddler who doesn’t even bother with the Matthew Lesko suit. Jeffrey Wright co-stars as Commissioner Gordon, with Zoë Kravitz as Catwoman and Colin Farrell as Ray Winstone as Penguin.

The Batman is scheduled to hit theaters October 1, 2021.

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