This Charlie Sheen-led ‘9/11’ trailer looks as bad as that sounds

Ever wonder what the M. Night Shyamalan-produced Devil would have been like had the Devil been Osama bin Laden? Well, wonder no longer, because here’s a peek with the trailer for the matter-of-factly-titled 9/11. Charlie Sheen, Gina Gershon, Luis Guzmán, Wood Harris, and Olga Fonda star as a group trapped inside an World Trade Center elevator during the September 11 attack. Whoopi Goldberg co-stars as quasi-oracle who sits at some sort of NASA-level elevator mission control in the building. National Lampoon Presents ‘Cattle Call’ helmer Martin Guigui directs this crass bottle episode of The Towering Inferno from a script co-written by the creator of Syfy’s Haunted Collector.

9/11 will render the National September 11 Memorial pointless when it arrives in the U.S. September 8.

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