‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ To Soon Make Us Cringe Again

Fairly, fairly, fairly decent news: Curb Your Enthusiasm will be back this fall. Now six years since season eight left us grimacing, elbows in, palms out, tuba creeping in, HBO has announced that season nine will premiere October 10. With the announcement also came the above teaser of sorts, and the tagline, “He Left. He Did Nothing. He Returned.”—which isn’t exactly true. And those who forget Clear History are doomed to repeat it.

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