The most boring bondage video on the internet is here! It’s the new trailer for Fifty Shades Darker, the sequel that has brazenly ignored our safety word to please stop. In this tepidly erotic chapter, the girl and the rich guy end up getting back together over drinks and dinner and taking off her underwear in a restaurant, as it goes. But now there are other forces trying to break the couples bonds of literal bonds. Like, there’s this other sexually-aggressive dude. And Kim Basinger, rich guy’s former statutory rapist. And… a ghost girl? Is there a ghost girl in this one? What the hell is going on?
Find out what other weird shit in this will try to entice the Asian box office when the film hits theaters February 10. [Fairly near] VALENTINE’S DAY.
