The trailer for Marvel’s The Punisher is here, and boy does it ever make your mom nervous. The man in it looks very mean, and he wears all black—and his shirt has a skull on it! He goes around shooting his guns all willy-nilly, and as you’d suspect, he listens to that awful Metalli-whatever music that just sounds like angry noise. Mother does not want you watching this at all, and you are losing all your PlaySystem privileges if she catches you. You’ll have to binge it in your room with headphones. Shut your door and go for it later this year.
