Hail Our New Simian Leader with ‘Kong: Skull Island’ Trailer

Here’s the new trailer for the King Kong reboot Kong: Skull Island, the first of what we can only assume will be a series of Harambsploitation films. Judging by this latest peek, the movie would seem to be Jurassic Park by way of Apocalypse Now, with John C. Reilly playing himself in both the Attenborough and Brando roles. Which is to say, it looks entirely watchable. If you see only one enormous gorilla movie next year, probably make it this one. It hits theaters in March.

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