I-I-I-I-I HEARD THAT ‘You Can’t Do That on Television’ is getting a reboot

You Can’t Do That on Television, the Nickelodeon sketch comedy show for an era before All That was all that, is getting a modern reboot. According to A.V. Club, the Canadian series to which Nick owes its obsession with green slime is being revived without the network’s involvement in a new format that will add in “musical performances, celebrity cameos and interactive elements across multiple platforms.” Surely that means an Alanis Morisette set and an augmented reality sliming app, right? For now, unfortunately, we don’t know.

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