Jason Momoa to play totally badass Frosty the Snowman

Frosty the Snowman / was a jolly, badass soul!

Jason Momoa, a man who you could easily imagine narrating a commercial for one of those Chevy trucks where they have four wheels in the back, has instead been recruited for another voice role.

Deadline reports that Aquaman will now play Frosty the Snowman in a live-action film that sees Momoa voicing the living mounds of snow. Christmas-loving Elf writer David Berenbaum is writing the script, which absolutely must include the line, “Corncob pipe? AOW RAIGHT!”

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