Jennifer Lopez comedy swaps Armie Hammer for Josh Duhamel in not exactly fair trade

The fallout from Armie Hammer being some sort of weird, horny cannibal continues as now Jennifer Lopez has to act opposite Josh Duhamel instead of Hammer.

According to Deadline, the actor who is fine and all but, c’mon, we have to admit not exactly Hammer caliber is in talks to join Lopez on Shotgun Wedding. The pair will play an engaged couple getting cold feet on the eve of their big destination wedding. With their nerves and families already at odds, the entire party ends up being taken hostage. And man, those hostage-takers are going to be pissed when they find out who they got instead of oil tycoon heir Armie Hammer.

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