Kumail Nanjiani, John Cena finally getting their cop buddy comedy

The star of The Big Sick and the man who took down the Big Show in WrestleMania 20 are prepping an unlikely team-up. According to Deadline, Silicon Valley‘s Kumail Nanjiani and wrestler turned increasingly comedic actor John Cena are attached to star in a yet untitled project for Universal. It’s said that Pakistani Denzel and White The Rock will be partnered up as cops in this action-comedy two-hander. Zombieland, 30 Minutes or Less, and soon-to-be Venom helmer Ruben Fleischer is set to produce and direct. Murray Miller, who gave us the quite dumb sports mockumentaries 7 Days in Hell and Tour de Pharmacy, is writing the script.

Sadly, a body-swap comedy between Jian Yang (Jimmy O. Yang) and Dave Bautista still remains tragically unrealized.

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