Lara Croft: Tomb Raider To Face Walton Goggins: Stylish Hillbilly

Justified star Walton Goggins will continue being the more-interesting villain to an obviously better-looking star. According to Variety, the Hateful Eight scene-stealer will play the bad guy in Tomb Raider, MGM and GK Films’ reboot of the video game adaptation. The Danish Girl Oscar-winner Alicia Vikander is already set to play the title role of Lara Croft. Continuing to play stylishly backwoods antagonists, Goggins will assumedly play a bear that somehow really pulls off an “air tie.”

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