Lars von Trier’s The Kingdom rebirthed for a belated third season

In a real Danish Lynch move, Lars von Trier is making a belated revival for his weirdo cult ’90s series. According to Deadline, von Trier has written five new scripts with co-writer Niels Vørsel, and he’ll shoot them all sometime next year.

Here’s von Trier’s aptly cryptic statement:

Borders come in many forms; they may be lines drawn with rulers on white paper (often invisible to whoever chances to visit the actual geographical locations). The lines of the borders may be illustrative, if not to say quite fictitious and downright mean; they may be drawn in a soft, red color, practically invisible, and perhaps even as a dotted line, almost as if indicating an apology or even – shame.

Nevertheless, the lines hang there in inconceivable numbers, and together they constitute those ‘territories’ that the inhabitants are strong enough to defend. Entering and leaving often entail violence, for, of course, any visitor is expected to return after ending his or her business.

On Earth, “the Machine that makes everything go round (all life, that is)” is dependent on the conflicts which the lines provoke, as if by design. Whether Exodus actually means “entering” or “leaving” depends on the angle from which the border is observed, but the word simply describes a large number of individuals crossing a pencil-drawn line together. Why?….. There is an imbalance between good and evil! The limit has been reached, at least at the Kingdom…. But I cannot testify that it will be easy and bloodless to pick the seven astral locks of the world simultaneously with doctor’s blood.

Like Stig Helmer, we can’t wait to get our eyes on this shit.

Please help these sad nobodies and: