Spider-Man: No Way Home stills spoil what you basically already knew

Finally, some deliberate fan service we can all get behind: Tobey Maguire, Andrew Garfield, and Charlie Cox are actually in Spider-Man: No Way Home.

While we’ve long known that Alfred Molina’s Doctor Octopus and Jamie Foxx’s Electro, and Willem Dafoe’s Green Goblin would be crossing over into the MCU, the merging of two more Spider-Men and Netflix’s Daredevil has remained a hopeful if likely rumor.

But, hey, check it out:

It’s like the meme! Where the Spider-Men are pointing at each other. You know the meme.

And how about this?

Tom Holland’s Peter Parker thinks Charlie Cox’s blind Matt Murdock doesn’t know how hot his aunt is, but he knows… He knows.

All the boys are here!

So when are we going to pack them all into an elevator with Hal Sparks?

Please help these sad nobodies and: